{"id":1182,"date":"2020-05-20T04:43:00","date_gmt":"2020-05-20T04:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=1182"},"modified":"2025-09-28T00:55:25","modified_gmt":"2025-09-28T00:55:25","slug":"trump-assures-nation-he-will-leave-office-peacefully-at-end-of-his-eighth-term","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=1182","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Trump Assures Nation He Will Leave Office Peacefully At End Of His Eighth Term&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"asset-img-link\" href=\"https:\/\/tomfaranda.typepad.com\/.a\/6a00d834525a2f69e20264e2dbef47200d-pi\" style=\"float: right;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Trump 8th term\" class=\"asset  asset-image at-xid-6a00d834525a2f69e20264e2dbef47200d img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/tomfaranda.typepad.com\/.a\/6a00d834525a2f69e20264e2dbef47200d-200wi\" style=\"width: 180px; margin: 0px 0px 5px 5px;\" title=\"Trump 8th term\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This will be a big relief for many of my leftist friends.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/trump-assures-nation-he-will-leave-office-peacefully-at-end-of-his-eighth-term\">&quot;Some people are worried I won&#39;t leave the White House. Not true! In 2048 I will be more than happy to let the next person have a turn,&quot; he told members of the press gathered on the White House lawn. &quot;I&#39;ll be 102 years old and very energetic. Why would I want to spend any more time in this dump? I&#39;ll be ready to retire then.&quot;<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">When asked what he would do with the rest of his life, Trump got introspective. &quot;It&#39;s hard to say. Very hard to say. Maybe I&#39;ll greet people at Walmart. I&#39;m great with people, and I love those little yellow stickers they hand out. Very nice stickers. Or maybe I&#39;ll open up some bowling alleys. There never seem to be enough bowling alleys. You go to a town and you&#39;re like, &#39;Hey, let&#39;s go bowling,&#39; and there&#39;s maybe one bowling alley, and it&#39;s run down and 20 miles away. Not good. Yeah, that&#39;s probably what I&#39;ll do.&quot;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">The press immediately published hundreds of stories on the fascist roots of bowling.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This will be a big relief for many of my leftist friends. &quot;Some people are worried I won&#39;t leave the White House. Not true! In 2048 I will be more than happy to let the next person have a turn,&quot; he told members of the press gathered on the White House lawn. &quot;I&#39;ll be 102 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1182"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1182\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5111,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1182\/revisions\/5111"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}