{"id":1216,"date":"2020-02-13T05:21:00","date_gmt":"2020-02-13T05:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=1216"},"modified":"2025-09-29T14:24:30","modified_gmt":"2025-09-29T14:24:30","slug":"24-blond-jokes-the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=1216","title":{"rendered":"Two dozen blonde jokes – the good, the bad, and the ugly"},"content":{"rendered":"

From my friend Graham –<\/strong> <\/span><\/p>\n

Best – 3, 8, 10, 11, 12, 20 and 21. <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

blonde jokes, including everything from dumb<\/p>\n

blonde examples to plain silliness!<\/p>\n

1. Blonde: What does IDK stand for?<\/p>\n

Brunette: I don\u2019t know<\/p>\n

Blonde: Why doesn\u2019t anyone know!<\/p>\n

2. Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.<\/p>\n

3. How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman? Because you have<\/p>\n

to hollow out the head.<\/p>\n

4. What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? "Omg, donut<\/p>\n

seeds!"<\/p>\n

5. Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, 'It\u2019s dark in here isn\u2019t it?' The other<\/p>\n

replied, 'I don\u2019t know; I can\u2019t see.'<\/p>\n

6. What can strike a<\/p>\n

7. Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it<\/p>\n

said 'concentrate'.<\/p>\n

8. Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? To see what was on the other<\/p>\n

side.<\/p>\n

9. Why were there bullet holes in the mirror? A blonde tried killing herself.<\/p>\n

10. How did the blonde die while raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.<\/p>\n

11. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw<\/p>\n

it back.<\/p>\n

12. How do you drown a blonde in a submarine? Knock on the door.<\/p>\n

13. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn\u2019t<\/p>\n

wake up the sleeping pills.<\/p>\n

14. A blonde decided to paint a room. When her husband got home, he asked,<\/p>\n

'Why are you wearing an Alaskan and a winter coat?' She replied, 'The can<\/p>\n

said for best results apply 2 coats.'<\/p>\n

15. How can you make a blonde go on the roof? Tell her that drinks are on the<\/p>\n

house.<\/p>\n

16. Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen<\/p>\n

it.<\/p>\n

17. Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm.<\/p>\n

18. How did the blonde try to kill the bird? She threw it off a cliff.<\/p>\n

19. Why can't blondes make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

20. Two blondes are facing each other across a wide stream.<\/p>\n

One yells to the other, 'How do you get to the other side?'<\/p>\n

The other blonde replies, 'You are on the other side!'<\/p>\n

21. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on<\/p>\n

Wednesday.<\/p>\n

22. How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her ears.<\/p>\n

23. How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the<\/p>\n

corner.<\/p>\n

24. Why did the blonde put water on her computer? To wash the Windows.<\/p>\n

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From my friend Graham – Best – 3, 8, 10, 11, 12, 20 and 21.   blonde jokes, including everything from dumb blonde examples to plain silliness! 1. Blonde: What does IDK stand for? Brunette: I don\u2019t know Blonde: Why doesn\u2019t anyone know! 2. Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1216","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1216"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1216\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7568,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1216\/revisions\/7568"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}