{"id":1368,"date":"2019-03-07T18:51:06","date_gmt":"2019-03-07T18:51:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=1368"},"modified":"2025-09-29T03:12:58","modified_gmt":"2025-09-29T03:12:58","slug":"tom-forgot-his-wedding-anniversary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=1368","title":{"rendered":"Tom forgot his wedding anniversary &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #c00000;\">A report from my friend Graham &#8211;<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"yiv0735121448MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 12pt; padding-left: 40px;\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: &#39;Century Gothic&#39;, sans-serif;\">Tom forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was mad. She told him &quot;Tomorrow morning, I&#0160; <\/span><\/strong><strong><span style=\"font-family: &#39;Century Gothic&#39;, sans-serif;\">expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from O to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER <\/span><\/strong><strong><span style=\"font-family: &#39;Century Gothic&#39;, sans-serif;\">BE THERE!!!&quot; The next morning when his wife woke up, she looked out the window to find a <\/span><\/strong><strong><span style=\"font-family: &#39;Century Gothic&#39;, sans-serif;\">box&#8230; gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. She opened it and found a brand <\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-family: &#39;Century Gothic&#39;, sans-serif;\"><strong>new bathroom scale&#8230; <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"yiv0735121448MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 12pt; padding-left: 40px;\"><span style=\"font-family: &#39;Century Gothic&#39;, sans-serif;\"><strong>Tom has been missing since Friday!<\/strong> <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"yiv0735121448MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 12pt; padding-left: 40px;\"><span style=\"font-family: &#39;Century Gothic&#39;, sans-serif;\"><strong> <a class=\"asset-img-link\" href=\"https:\/\/tomfaranda.typepad.com\/.a\/6a00d834525a2f69e20240a490bd49200b-pi\" style=\"display: inline;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Tombstone\" class=\"asset  asset-image at-xid-6a00d834525a2f69e20240a490bd49200b img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/tomfaranda.typepad.com\/.a\/6a00d834525a2f69e20240a490bd49200b-200wi\" style=\"width: 180px;\" title=\"Tombstone\" \/><\/a><br \/><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"yiv0735121448MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 12pt; padding-left: 40px;\">&#0160;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A report from my friend Graham &#8211; Tom forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was mad. She told him &quot;Tomorrow morning, I&#0160; expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from O to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!&quot; The next morning when his wife woke up, she looked out &#8230; <a title=\"Tom forgot his wedding anniversary &#8230;\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=1368\" aria-label=\"Read more about Tom forgot his wedding anniversary &#8230;\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1368","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1368"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1368\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7652,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1368\/revisions\/7652"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}