{"id":1523,"date":"2018-08-07T05:50:00","date_gmt":"2018-08-07T05:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=1523"},"modified":"2025-09-29T16:56:43","modified_gmt":"2025-09-29T16:56:43","slug":"pope-death-penalty-still-permissible-for-people-who-drive-slowly-in-the-left-lane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=1523","title":{"rendered":"Source: Pope: reallowing death penalty for people mowing their lawn at 8AM Saturday&#8217;s"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"200\" height=\"113\" src=\"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/6a00d834525a2f69e2022ad3a68f66200b-200wi.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13148\" title=\"Pope francis clarifies\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sounds good. And should add to that, people who use the Shoprite express lanes with more than ten items.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/death-penalty-still-permissible-for-people-who-drive-slowly-in-the-left-lane-pope-francis-clarifies\/\">Whereas prior Church teaching allowed the death penalty in certain cases, the Catechism now teaches that the punishment is always impermissible. \u201cExcept,\u201d said a Vatican spokesman, \u201cfor those reprobate souls who just hang out in the left lane as if nobody else has anywhere to be.\u201d The decision has angered some conservative Catholics, who favor applying the death penalty in wider circumstances&#8230;. \u201cWhat is unknown whether Pope Francis will also call for the death penalty for people who wake the whole neighborhood up mowing their lawns at 8 a.m. on a Saturday morning, but sources close to the Pontiff state he\u2019s leaning toward the affirmative.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Sounds good. And should add to that, people who use the Shoprite express lanes with more than ten items. Whereas prior Church teaching allowed the death penalty in certain cases, the Catechism now teaches that the punishment is always impermissible. \u201cExcept,\u201d said a Vatican spokesman, \u201cfor those reprobate souls who just hang out in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1523"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13149,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1523\/revisions\/13149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}