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Here are 10 more amazing perks of Protestantism:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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- Frickin’ lasers and fog machines: <\/strong>Just like they had at the Church in Ephesus.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
- Way fewer statues:<\/strong> They’re really creepy at night. Did that statue of Saint Bartholomew holding his own flayed skin just move?<\/li>\n\n\n\n
- Everyone gets to wear a giant pointy hat if they want, instead of just one guy:<\/strong> Nice!<\/li>\n\n\n\n
- You and Larry the Cucumber share the same faith:<\/strong> Who do Catholics have? Mel Gibson? Please.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
- You can sing “A Mighty Fortress is Our God”: <\/strong>Case closed.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
- Fewer shifty Italians hanging around the church:<\/strong> It really cuts down on the mob hits.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
- 7 fewer books for your Bible in a year plan: <\/strong>You still won’t finish, but it hurts less.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
- Much easier on the knees: <\/strong>Kneeling is hard if you’re over 40.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
- Don’t have some guy sitting in a heavily fortified city in Europe telling you to take in more immigrants:<\/strong> Just 30,000 dudes in skinny jeans saying that.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
- You can believe whatever you want and find a church that will agree with you: <\/strong>It’s nice to be in charge.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A BB production, and they are almost entirely evangelical protestants themselves. Catholics (and, to a lesser extent, Orthodox) like to sneer at Protestants, but being a Protestant comes with some amazing perks. For example, did you know you’re basically your own pope? You can issue papal bulls about what to watch on TV or where […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15633","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-silly-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15633","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15633"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15633\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15635,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15633\/revisions\/15635"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
- Way fewer statues:<\/strong> They’re really creepy at night. Did that statue of Saint Bartholomew holding his own flayed skin just move?<\/li>\n\n\n\n