{"id":2220,"date":"2015-08-03T05:55:00","date_gmt":"2015-08-03T05:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=2220"},"modified":"2025-09-28T01:27:00","modified_gmt":"2025-09-28T01:27:00","slug":"sent-to-me-by-my-friend-ellen-ron-chestna-89-years-of-age-was-stopped-by-police-around-2-am-and-was-asked-where-he-was-g","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=2220","title":{"rendered":"89 &#8211; going strong &#8211; Monday amusement!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #0000bf;\">Sent to me by my friend Ellen!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 12pt; text-align: center; background-color: white;\">Ron Chestna, 89 years of age, was stopped by police around 2 am<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 12pt; text-align: center; background-color: white;\">and was asked where he was going at that time of night.<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 12pt; text-align: center; background-color: white;\">&nbsp;<\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/6a00d834525a2f69e201bb085d0ec6970d-500wi.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-11226\" title=\"Ron Chestna\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/6a00d834525a2f69e201bb085d0ec6970d-500wi.jpg 500w, https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/6a00d834525a2f69e201bb085d0ec6970d-500wi-300x189.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 12pt; text-align: center; background-color: white;\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 12pt; text-align: center; background-color: white;\">&nbsp;<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 12pt; text-align: center; background-color: white;\">\n<div>\n<div style=\"font-size: 12pt; text-align: center; background-color: white;\">Ron replied, \u201cI\u2019m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects<br>&gt; it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.\u201d<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center; font-size: 12pt; background-color: white;\">&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div style=\"font-size: 12pt; text-align: center; background-color: white;\">The officer asked, \u201cOh, really? Who\u2019s giving that lecture at this time of night?\u201d<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center; font-size: 12pt; background-color: white;\">&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div style=\"font-size: 12pt; text-align: center; background-color: white;\">Ron replied, \u201cThat would be my wife.\u201d &nbsp;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sent to me by my friend Ellen! Ron Chestna, 89 years of age, was stopped by police around 2 am and was asked where he was going at that time of night. &nbsp; &nbsp; Ron replied, \u201cI\u2019m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects&gt; it has on the human body, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2220","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2220","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2220"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2220\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11227,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2220\/revisions\/11227"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}