{"id":2742,"date":"2013-05-13T05:59:00","date_gmt":"2013-05-13T05:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=2742"},"modified":"2025-09-28T18:39:59","modified_gmt":"2025-09-28T18:39:59","slug":"from-my-friend-bernadette-blonde-men-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=2742","title":{"rendered":"From my friend Bernadette: Blonde Men Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"
A friend told the Blonde man: "Christmas
\nis on a Friday this year."
The Blonde man then said, "Let's hope it's not
\nthe 13th."
————————————<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/div>\n
\n

<\/span>Two Blonde men find three grenades, and
\nthey decide to take them to a police station.
One asked: "What if one
\nexplodes before we get there?"
The other says: "We'll lie and say we only
\nfound two."
————————————<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
<\/strong><\/span>————————————<\/span><\/strong><\/span>\n<\/div>\n
\n

<\/span>A Blonde man goes to the vet
\nwith his goldfish.
"I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet.
The
\nvet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me."
The Blonde man
\nsays, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet."
\n
————————————<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n

<\/span><\/strong>A Blonde man's dog goes missing
\nand he is frantic. His wife says "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?"<\/p>\n

He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing. <\/p>\n

"What did
\nyou put in the paper?" his wife asks. <\/p>\n

"Here boy!" he replies.
\n
————————————<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

\n

<\/span><\/strong>A Blonde man is in jail. The
\nguard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.
"Just WHAT are you
\ndoing?" he asks.
"Hanging myself," the Blonde replies.
"The rope should
\nbe around your neck" says the guard.
"I tried that," he replies, "but then I
\ncouldn't breathe."<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
_________________________________
<\/span><\/p>\n

An
\nItalian tourist asks a Blonde man: "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards
\noff their boats?" To which the Blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd
\nstill be in the boat."<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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