Pretty good.<\/p>\n
Once upon a time there was a blonde with long hair, blue eyes, who was sick of all the blonde jokes. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n So she decided to get a make over; she cut and dyed her hair. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n She also went out and bought a new convertible. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n She stopped and called the sheepherder over. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n "That's a nice flock of sheep.", she said. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n "Well thank you.", said the herder. "Tell you what. I have a proposition for you.", said the woman. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n "Okay.", replied the herder. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n "If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?", asked the woman. "Sure.", said the sheepherder. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n So, the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied, "382". <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n "Wow.", said the herder. "That is exactly right. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home." <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n Upon watching this, the herder approached the woman and offered, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you". <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n "What is it?", queried the woman. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n "If I can guess the real color of your hair… can I have my dog back?"<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Pretty good. Once upon a time there was a blonde with long hair, blue eyes, who was sick of all the blonde jokes. So she decided to get a make over; she cut and dyed her hair. She also went out and bought a new convertible. She went driving down a country road and came […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2869","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2869","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2869"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2869\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8574,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2869\/revisions\/8574"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2869"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2869"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}