{"id":3059,"date":"2011-09-21T05:58:00","date_gmt":"2011-09-21T05:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=3059"},"modified":"2025-09-28T22:55:53","modified_gmt":"2025-09-28T22:55:53","slug":"a-nun-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=3059","title":{"rendered":"A Nun joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My friend Jeanne Marie is absolutely the <span style=\"color: #0000bf;\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">last person<\/span> <\/strong><\/span>on earth I&#39;d expect to receive this sort of joke from &#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">CATHOLIC JOKE<\/p>\n<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\">\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\">Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, with a warning from the Mother Superior not to get even a drop of paint on their habits. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\">After conferring about this, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint naked. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\">In the middle of the project, there&#39;s a knock at the door. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\">&quot;Who is it?&quot; calls one of the nuns. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\">&quot;Blind man,&quot; replies a voice from the other side of the door. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\">The two nuns look at each other and shrug, both deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\">They open the door. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\">&quot;Nice boobs,&quot; says the man. &quot;Where do you want the blinds?&quot;<\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#0160;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&#0160;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friend Jeanne Marie is absolutely the last person on earth I&#39;d expect to receive this sort of joke from &#8230; CATHOLIC JOKE Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, with a warning from the Mother Superior not to get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3059","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3059","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3059"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3059\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5319,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3059\/revisions\/5319"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}