{"id":3122,"date":"2011-06-03T17:13:28","date_gmt":"2011-06-03T17:13:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=3122"},"modified":"2025-09-28T23:27:09","modified_gmt":"2025-09-28T23:27:09","slug":"if-youre-an-old-guy-heres-how-to-impress-young-ladies-in-the-gym","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=3122","title":{"rendered":"If you&#8217;re an old guy, here&#8217;s how to impress young ladies in the gym"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #0000bf;\">Sent to me by my good friend and occasional humor consultant Karen &#8211;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #c00000;\">An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #c00000;\">He asked the trainer that was nearby, &quot;What machine in here should I use <\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"color: #c00000;\">to impress that sweet young thing over there?&quot;<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #c00000;\">The trainer looked him up and down and said, &quot;I&#39;d try the ATM in the <\/span><\/strong><br \/><strong><span style=\"color: #c00000;\">lobby.&quot; <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sent to me by my good friend and occasional humor consultant Karen &#8211; An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing. He asked the trainer that was nearby, &quot;What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet young thing over there?&quot; The trainer looked him [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3122"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3122\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8777,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3122\/revisions\/8777"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}