{"id":3131,"date":"2011-05-21T05:59:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-21T05:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=3131"},"modified":"2025-09-28T23:32:30","modified_gmt":"2025-09-28T23:32:30","slug":"how-to-tell-the-sex-of-a-fly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=3131","title":{"rendered":"How to tell the sex of a fly"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

From humor consultant Ellen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Very interesting – I had never heard this before.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“What are you doing?” She asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Hunting flies” He responded.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Oh. killing any?” She asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Yep. 3 males. 2 females.” He replied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Intrigued, she asked, “How can you tell them apart?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

 He responded “3 were on a beer can. 2 were on the phone.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

From humor consultant Ellen. Very interesting – I had never heard this before.   A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” She asked. “Hunting flies” He responded. “Oh. killing any?” She asked. “Yep. 3 males. 2 females.” He replied. Intrigued, she asked, “How can […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3131"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3131\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12120,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3131\/revisions\/12120"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}