{"id":3470,"date":"2010-04-11T21:33:18","date_gmt":"2010-04-11T21:33:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=3470"},"modified":"2025-09-29T21:47:13","modified_gmt":"2025-09-29T21:47:13","slug":"you-dont-do-blonde-jokes-at-novotny-weddings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=3470","title":{"rendered":"You don&#8217;t do blonde jokes at Novotny weddings"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Or Marissa and Karen will kick your you-know-what.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>One year ago, Marissa Novotny was the Maid of Honor at her sister Alison&#8217;s wedding to Matt. I took this picture, which&nbsp;I loved, of her with Karen Riner. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/6a00d834525a2f69e20133ec9eeea7970b-500wi.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13742\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/6a00d834525a2f69e20133ec9eeea7970b-500wi.jpg 500w, https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/6a00d834525a2f69e20133ec9eeea7970b-500wi-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yesterday, this time at Mariss&#8217;a <span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">own<\/span> wedding (Alison Maid of Honor of course) to Jim,&nbsp;she and Karen posed again. Both lookin&#8217; even more buff. &#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tomfaranda.typepad.com\/.a\/6a00d834525a2f69e20133ec9ef21c970b-pi\" style=\"DISPLAY: inline\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"IMG_3090\" class=\"asset asset-image at-xid-6a00d834525a2f69e20133ec9ef21c970b \" src=\"https:\/\/tomfaranda.typepad.com\/.a\/6a00d834525a2f69e20133ec9ef21c970b-500wi\"><\/a>&nbsp;<br>An interesting constant &#8211; Marissa&#8217;s drink!&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>More wedding pictures later in the week. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Or Marissa and Karen will kick your you-know-what. One year ago, Marissa Novotny was the Maid of Honor at her sister Alison&#8217;s wedding to Matt. I took this picture, which&nbsp;I loved, of her with Karen Riner. Yesterday, this time at Mariss&#8217;a own wedding (Alison Maid of Honor of course) to Jim,&nbsp;she and Karen posed again. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3470","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3470","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3470"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3470\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13743,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3470\/revisions\/13743"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}