{"id":3800,"date":"2008-10-20T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-20T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=3800"},"modified":"2025-09-30T00:44:30","modified_gmt":"2025-09-30T00:44:30","slug":"blond-joke-from-humor-consultant-ellen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=3800","title":{"rendered":"Blonde joke from humor consultant Ellen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"COLOR: #ff007f; FONT-FAMILY: Comic Sans MS\">A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there&#39;s <br \/>&#0160; &#0160; &#0160; a &#39;peel and win&#39; sticker on her coffee cup. <br \/>&#0160; &#0160; &#0160; <br \/>&#0160; &#0160; &#0160; <br \/>&#0160; &#0160; &#0160; So she peels it off and starts screaming, <br \/>&#0160; &#0160; &#0160; &#39;I&#39;ve won a motor home! <br \/>&#0160; &#0160; &#0160; I&#39;ve won a motor home!&#39; <br \/>&#0160; &#0160; &#0160; <br \/>&#0160; &#0160; &#0160; <br \/>&#0160; &#0160; &#0160; The waitress says, &#39;That&#39;s impossible. <br \/>&#0160; &#0160; &#0160; The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?&#39; <br \/>&#0160; &#0160; &#0160; <br \/>&#0160; &#0160; &#0160; <br \/>&#0160; &#0160; &#0160; But the blonde keeps on screaming, <br \/>&#0160; &#0160; &#0160; &#39;I&#39;ve won a motor home! <br \/>&#0160; &#0160; &#0160; I&#39;ve won a motor home!&#39; <br \/>&#0160; &#0160; &#0160; <br \/>&#0160; &#0160; &#0160; <br \/>&#0160; &#0160; &#0160; Finally, the manager comes over and says, <br \/>&#0160; &#0160; &#0160; &#39;Ma&#39;am, I&#39;m sorry, but you&#39;re mistaken. <br \/>&#0160; &#0160; &#0160; You couldn&#39;t have possibly won a motor home <br \/>&#0160; &#0160; &#0160; because we didn&#39;t have that as a prize. <br \/>&#0160; &#0160; &#0160; <br \/>&#0160; &#0160; &#0160; <br \/>&#0160; &#0160; &#0160; The blonde says, &#39;No, it&#39;s not a mistake. <br \/>&#0160; &#0160; &#0160; I&#39;ve won a motor home!&#39; <br \/>&#0160; &#0160; &#0160; <br \/>&#0160; &#0160; &#0160; <br \/>&#0160; &#0160; &#0160; And she hands the ticket to the <br \/>&#0160; &#0160; &#0160; manager and HE reads&#8230;&#0160;<br \/>&#0160;&#0160;&#0160;&#0160;&#0160;&#0160;<br \/>&#0160;&#0160;&#0160;&#0160;&#0160;&#0160;<br \/>&#0160;&#0160;&#0160;&#0160;&#0160;&#0160;<br \/>&#0160;&#0160;&#0160;&#0160;&#0160; &#39;W I N A B A G E L&#39;&#0160;<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there&#39;s &#0160; &#0160; &#0160; a &#39;peel and win&#39; sticker on her coffee cup. &#0160; &#0160; &#0160; &#0160; &#0160; &#0160; &#0160; &#0160; &#0160; So she peels it off and starts screaming, &#0160; &#0160; &#0160; &#39;I&#39;ve won a motor home! &#0160; &#0160; &#0160; I&#39;ve won a motor home!&#39; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3800","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3800","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3800"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3800\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5799,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3800\/revisions\/5799"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}