{"id":4174,"date":"2007-04-22T21:58:22","date_gmt":"2007-04-22T21:58:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=4174"},"modified":"2025-09-26T03:23:04","modified_gmt":"2025-09-26T03:23:04","slug":"old_joke_still_","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=4174","title":{"rendered":"Old joke; still funny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"postContent\">Two casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. <\/p>\n<p>She said, &quot;I hope you don&#8217;t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless.&quot; <\/p>\n<p>With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, &quot;Come on, Southern Girl needs new clothes!&quot; <\/p>\n<p>As the dice bounced and came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down and squealed &quot;YES! YES! I WON! I WON!&quot; <\/p>\n<p>She hugged each of the dealers&#8230;and then picked up her winnings, and her clothes, and quickly departed. <\/p>\n<p>The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, &quot;What did she roll?&quot; <\/p>\n<p>The other answered, &quot;I don&#8217;t know&#8230; I thought you were watching.&quot;<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, &quot;I hope you don&#8217;t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless.&quot; With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4174"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4174\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9453,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4174\/revisions\/9453"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}