{"id":4204,"date":"2007-03-21T17:20:29","date_gmt":"2007-03-21T17:20:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=4204"},"modified":"2025-09-26T16:46:34","modified_gmt":"2025-09-26T16:46:34","slug":"discussion_at_t","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=4204","title":{"rendered":"Interview at the Pearly Gates"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><em><strong>This just in from my friend Bernadette Harris<\/strong><\/em><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Have you ever done anything of particular merit?&quot; St. Peter asked.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Well, I can think of one thing,&quot; the man offered. &quot;Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn&#8217;t listen.<\/p>\n<p>So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, &quot;Now, back off!! Or I&#8217;ll kick the s**t out of all of you !&quot;<\/p>\n<p>St. Peter was impressed, &quot;When did this happen?&quot;<\/p>\n<p><strong>&quot;Just a couple minutes ago&#8230;&quot;<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This just in from my friend Bernadette Harris A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. &quot;Have you ever done anything of particular merit?&quot; St. Peter asked. &quot;Well, I can think of one thing,&quot; the man offered. &quot;Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4204","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4204"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4204\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9472,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4204\/revisions\/9472"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}