{"id":4214,"date":"2007-03-11T20:02:04","date_gmt":"2007-03-11T20:02:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=4214"},"modified":"2025-09-26T16:47:37","modified_gmt":"2025-09-26T16:47:37","slug":"blonde_joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=4214","title":{"rendered":"Blonde Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n
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This from one of my humor consultants, Ellen Mullin.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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Subject: COUGH SYRUP<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Against a wall. He asks the blonde clerk "What’s with that guy over<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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There by the wall?"<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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The blonde clerk responds:  "Well, he came in here this morning to get<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Something for his cough. I couldn’t find the cough syrup, so I gave him<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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An entire bottle of laxative."<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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The pharmacist yells: "You idiot! You can’t treat a cough with a<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Laxative!"<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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The blonde clerk responds, "Of course you can! Look at him, he’s afraid<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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To cough.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n
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This from one of my humor consultants, Ellen Mullin. Subject: COUGH SYRUP The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily Against a wall. He asks the blonde clerk "What’s with that guy over There by the wall?" The blonde clerk responds:  "Well, he came in here this morning to get Something […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4214","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4214","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4214"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4214\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5796,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4214\/revisions\/5796"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}