{"id":423,"date":"2024-05-11T03:07:00","date_gmt":"2024-05-11T03:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=423"},"modified":"2025-09-29T01:29:53","modified_gmt":"2025-09-29T01:29:53","slug":"rfk-jrs-worm-disgusted-to-find-itself-in-politician","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=423","title":{"rendered":"RFK Jr&#8217;s worm &#8211; &#8220;Disgusted To Find Itself In Politician&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You probably read in the last couple days that Robert F Kennedy Jr says <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2024\/05\/09\/politics\/rfk-jr-parastic-worm-brain\/index.html\">a worm was found in his brain<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"asset-img-link\" href=\"https:\/\/tomfaranda.typepad.com\/.a\/6a00d834525a2f69e202dad0c2cff3200d-pi\" style=\"display: inline;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"BB worm in rfk\" class=\"asset  asset-image at-xid-6a00d834525a2f69e202dad0c2cff3200d img-responsive\" height=\"183\" src=\"https:\/\/tomfaranda.typepad.com\/.a\/6a00d834525a2f69e202dad0c2cff3200d-320wi\" style=\"width: 324px;\" title=\"BB worm in rfk\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">WASHINGTON, D.C. \u2014 A local tapeworm was shocked and disgusted to find himself residing within the brain of a Washington politician, according to sources.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">&quot;I&#39;m horrified. I didn&#39;t ask for this,&quot; said the Taenia Solium brain-eating worm in a statement given through a worm translator. &quot;I was living happily in an expired pork chop at Whole Foods, and suddenly I woke up in the skull of one of the most repulsive creatures known to man. This is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to me since I passed through the intestines of a pig and was expelled only to be eaten by another pig.&quot;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">**************************<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">Experts say this is just the latest case in what seems to be a growing epidemic of politicians being infested with brain worms.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">&quot;For years we&#39;ve been looking for a scientific explanation for the corruption, stupidity, arrogance, foolishness, shortsightedness, irresponsibility, cowardice, laziness, narcissism, deceitfulness, selfishness, greed, hypocrisy, sleaziness, compulsiveness, fanaticism, hostility, disloyalty, cruelty, and callousness of politicians in Washington,&quot; said one microbiologist. &quot;It also explains their stupidity. Did I already say &#39;stupidity&#39;?&quot;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">&#0160;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You probably read in the last couple days that Robert F Kennedy Jr says a worm was found in his brain. WASHINGTON, D.C. \u2014 A local tapeworm was shocked and disgusted to find himself residing within the brain of a Washington politician, according to sources. &quot;I&#39;m horrified. I didn&#39;t ask for this,&quot; said the Taenia [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=423"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7159,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423\/revisions\/7159"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}