{"id":4257,"date":"2006-12-29T15:24:54","date_gmt":"2006-12-29T15:24:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=4257"},"modified":"2025-09-30T02:20:38","modified_gmt":"2025-09-30T02:20:38","slug":"where_is_the_on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=4257","title":{"rendered":"Where is “The One Ring to Rule Them All”?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Because I want to be fair and balanced – I don’t want any perception that I only post mediocre jokes at the expense of Clinton and Kerry – here’s an amusing bumper sticker I spotted a couple of days ago:<\/p>\n

FRODO FAILED<\/strong>    Bush Has the Ring<\/span>  <\/span><\/p>\n

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Because I want to be fair and balanced – I don’t want any perception that I only post mediocre jokes at the expense of Clinton and Kerry – here’s an amusing bumper sticker I spotted a couple of days ago: FRODO FAILED    Bush Has the Ring <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4257","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4257"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4257\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9507,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4257\/revisions\/9507"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}