{"id":430,"date":"2024-05-02T22:35:21","date_gmt":"2024-05-02T22:35:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=430"},"modified":"2025-09-28T00:25:47","modified_gmt":"2025-09-28T00:25:47","slug":"history-repeats-itself-as-communists-run-out-of-food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=430","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;History Repeats Itself As Communists Run Out Of Food&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pretty good. Yes they actually<a href=\"https:\/\/www.msn.com\/en-us\/news\/other\/clueless-columbia-protester-demands-school-help-get-food-water-to-pro-terror-rioters-basic-humanitarian-aid\/ar-AA1nWKox\"> demanded to be fed by the school while occupying the building<\/a>. &quot;Basic humanitarian aid.&quot; Another example of truth stranger than fiction.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/history-repeats-itself-as-communists-run-out-of-food?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&amp;utm_medium=email\">COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY \u2014 History has again repeated itself as communism once again devolved into mass starvation. The commies at Columbia University lasted less than twelve hours before running out of food and pleading for humanitarian aid, setting a new record for the collapse of communist food supply.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a class=\"asset-img-link\" href=\"https:\/\/tomfaranda.typepad.com\/.a\/6a00d834525a2f69e202dad0c1e575200d-pi\" style=\"display: inline;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"BB communists out of food jpeg\" class=\"asset  asset-image at-xid-6a00d834525a2f69e202dad0c1e575200d img-responsive\" src=\"https:\/\/tomfaranda.typepad.com\/.a\/6a00d834525a2f69e202dad0c1e575200d-400wi\" style=\"width: 360px;\" title=\"BB communists out of food jpeg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">&quot;Okay, time-out on the intifada revolution, we&#39;re out of pizza rolls,&quot; said Tara Gentry-Smith, protest organizer and self-proclaimed commie. &quot;I&#39;m going to go see if the people we just assaulted will send us some DoorDash. Ugh, why are we always running out of food?&quot;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">Communist protestors had barricaded themselves in buildings over the weekend and soon realized they had no means of production to feed themselves. Activists tried to enact communal ownership of the snacks they did have, but supplies ran out quickly.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">&quot;Man, why didn&#39;t we take over the food court?&quot; lamented protestor Drake Jones. &quot;I&#39;m so hungry. I haven&#39;t had Chipotle in almost eight hours now! Still, I bet the people of Gaza are inspired by our sacrifice.&quot;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\">As of publishing time, the protestors had told onlookers that true communism hadn&#39;t been tried and that they were going to start a new, even better collective one building over.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pretty good. Yes they actually demanded to be fed by the school while occupying the building. &quot;Basic humanitarian aid.&quot; Another example of truth stranger than fiction. COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY \u2014 History has again repeated itself as communism once again devolved into mass starvation. The commies at Columbia University lasted less than twelve hours before running out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-430","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/430","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=430"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/430\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4978,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/430\/revisions\/4978"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}