{"id":4384,"date":"2006-09-21T09:26:04","date_gmt":"2006-09-21T09:26:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=4384"},"modified":"2025-09-29T19:03:14","modified_gmt":"2025-09-29T19:03:14","slug":"football_and_bl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=4384","title":{"rendered":"Football and blondes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>My friend Karen Riner sent me this:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Football &amp; Blondes<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 0.8em;\"><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"replbq\" style=\"PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid\">\n<div><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.<br \/>They had great seats right behind their team&#8217;s bench. After the game,<br \/>he asked her how she liked the experience.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Oh, I really liked it,&quot; she replied, &quot;especially the tight<br \/>pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn&#8217;t understand why they<br \/>were killing each other over 25 cents.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Dumbfounded, her date asked, &quot;What do you mean?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the<br \/>rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: &#8216;Get the quarterback! Get the<br \/>quarterback!&#8217;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">I&#8217;m like&#8230;Helloooooo? It&#8217;s only 25 cents!<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friend Karen Riner sent me this: Football &amp; Blondes A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.They had great seats right behind their team&#8217;s bench. After the game,he asked her how she liked the experience. &quot;Oh, I really liked it,&quot; she replied, &quot;especially the tightpants and all the big muscles, but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4384"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4384\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6562,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4384\/revisions\/6562"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}