My friend Mick Paine related this story to me today.<\/p>\n
A gentleman goes into his neighborhood pharmacy and says to the pharmacist: "I’d like some arsenic please."<\/p>\n
The pharmacist says: "Arsenic – that’s a very dangerous medication. Do you have a prescription for it from your doctor?" <\/p>\n
the gentleman replies: "No I don’t, will a picture of my wife do?"<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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