{"id":4613,"date":"2006-04-21T04:47:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-21T04:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=4613"},"modified":"2025-09-25T15:01:31","modified_gmt":"2025-09-25T15:01:31","slug":"friday_funnies_","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=4613","title":{"rendered":"Friday funnies &#8211; &#8220;Man Bashing&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 0.8em;\">From my friend Thea &#8211; with the more lewd ones deleted.<\/span> <\/strong><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\"><strong><\/strong><\/span> <\/div>\n<div>Man-bashing&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in <br \/>pain on the ground? <br \/>A. Shoot him again. <\/p>\n<p>Q. Why do little boys whine? <br \/>A. Because they&#8217;re practicing to be men. <\/p>\n<p>Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? <br \/>A. One &#8211; he just holds it up there and waits for the world to <br \/>revolve around him. <\/div>\n<div>or<\/div>\n<div>Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? <br \/>A. Three &#8211; one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag <br \/>about the screwing part. <\/p>\n<p>Q. What do you call a handcuffed man? <br \/>A. Trustworthy.&nbsp; &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Q: Why do men whistle when they&#8217;re sitting on the toilet? <br \/>A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe. <\/div>\n<div> <\/div>\n<div>Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? <br \/>A: Rename the mail folder to &quot;instruction manual <\/div>\n<div> <\/div>\n<div>Q. Why do doctors slap babies butts right after they&#8217;re born? <br \/>A. To knock the penises off the smart ones<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From my friend Thea &#8211; with the more lewd ones deleted. Man-bashing&#8230; Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again. Q. Why do little boys whine? A. Because they&#8217;re practicing to be men. Q. How many men does it take to screw [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4613","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4613","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4613"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4613\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6674,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4613\/revisions\/6674"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}