PRETTY GOOD<\/p>\n
A group of Florida senior citizens were sitting around talking about their
ailments.<\/p>\n
"My arms are so weak I can hardly hold this cup of coffee," said one.<\/p>\n
"Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad, I can’t even see my coffee,"
replied another.<\/p>\n
"I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a third,
to which several nodded weakly in agreement.<\/p>\n
"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," claimed another.<\/p>\n
"I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he
shook his head.<\/p>\n
Then there was a short moment of silence …<\/p>\n
"Well, it’s not that bad," said one woman cheerfully. "Thank God we can
all still drive."<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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