{"id":4645,"date":"2006-04-02T20:04:29","date_gmt":"2006-04-02T20:04:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=4645"},"modified":"2025-09-25T14:52:41","modified_gmt":"2025-09-25T14:52:41","slug":"quick_joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=4645","title":{"rendered":"Quick joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">Q. Why is a laundromat a really bad place to try and meet women?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">A. Because a woman who can&#8217;t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q. Why is a laundromat a really bad place to try and meet women? A. Because a woman who can&#8217;t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4645","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4645","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4645"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4645\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9759,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4645\/revisions\/9759"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4645"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4645"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4645"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}