{"id":4656,"date":"2006-03-26T17:12:46","date_gmt":"2006-03-26T17:12:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=4656"},"modified":"2025-09-25T14:50:11","modified_gmt":"2025-09-25T14:50:11","slug":"top_ten_things_","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=4656","title":{"rendered":"Top Ten Things to Say if You Are Caught Sleeping at Your Desk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>This is off the Luskin website:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"postTitle\"><a name=\"114339699743400587\"><\/a>TOP TEN THINGS TO SAY IF YOU ARE CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK&nbsp; &nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"postContent\">10. &quot;They told me at the blood bank this might happen.&quot; <\/span><\/p>\n<p>9. &quot;This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to.&quot; <\/p>\n<p>8. &quot;Whew! Guess i left the top off the white out. You probably got here just in time.&quot; <\/p>\n<p>7. &quot;I wasn&#8217;t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy.&quot; <\/p>\n<p>6. &quot;I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.&quot; <\/p>\n<p>5. &quot;I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice yoga?&quot; <\/p>\n<p>4. &quot;Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem.&quot; <\/p>\n<p>3. &quot;Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?&quot; <\/p>\n<p>2. &quot;Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?&quot; <\/p>\n<p>Number one best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk&#8230;.raise your head slowly and say, &quot;In Jesus name, amen.&quot;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is off the Luskin website: TOP TEN THINGS TO SAY IF YOU ARE CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK&nbsp; &nbsp; 10. &quot;They told me at the blood bank this might happen.&quot; 9. &quot;This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to.&quot; 8. &quot;Whew! Guess [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4656","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4656"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4656\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9766,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4656\/revisions\/9766"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}