{"id":484,"date":"2024-01-17T04:30:00","date_gmt":"2024-01-17T04:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=484"},"modified":"2025-09-29T01:33:56","modified_gmt":"2025-09-29T01:33:56","slug":"items-to-stockpile-in-case-trump-becomes-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=484","title":{"rendered":"PSA: “Items to stockpile … in case Trump becomes President”"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

A Public Service Announcement from Babylon Bee.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9 Items Liberals Must Stockpile To Protect Themselves In Case Trump Wins<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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With the Iowa Republican Caucus done, it’s time for us to confront our deepest, darkest fear: Donald Trump may actually get re-elected in November. As painful as it may be to face that fact, this reality means there are things liberals may need to think about buying up and hoarding.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Babylon Bee is here to help with the following helpful list of things you should stockpile in case Trump takes the White House and kills democracy AGAIN<\/em>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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  1. “Gun-Free Zone” signs:<\/strong> To scare off the roving gangs of MAGA voters.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  2. Bricks:<\/strong> For throwing through the windows of a local small business. For democracy.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  3. Books that say “gay”:<\/strong> You need to build up a stash before Trump burns them all.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  4. Freeze-dried mail-in ballots:<\/strong> You’ll need them to take back our democracy in 2028.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  5. Every episode of Brian Stelter’s <\/strong>Reliable Sources <\/strong><\/em>on DVD:<\/strong> There’s no way those will be available for purchase in Trump’s fascist America.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  6. Masks & COVID tests:<\/strong> To provide you with peace of mind while in your bunker.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  7. Emergency puberty blockers:<\/strong> In case you or a loved one ever need to trans a kid.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  8. Kleenex:<\/strong> To use as you mourn the loss of our precious democracy. And while watching your Brian Stelter DVDs.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  9. Pictures of Trump:<\/strong> To stare at hatefully every day.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

    Go! Get out there, hit every store you can find, and get all of this stuff while you still can!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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