{"id":559,"date":"2023-08-23T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-08-23T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=559"},"modified":"2025-09-29T01:51:24","modified_gmt":"2025-09-29T01:51:24","slug":"bb-poll-70-of-republicans-say-trump-more-trustworthy-than-jesus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=559","title":{"rendered":"BB &#8211; Poll: &#8220;70% of Republicans say Trump more trustworthy than Jesus&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/new-poll-finds-70-of-republicans-believe-trump-more-trustworthy-than-jesus?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&amp;utm_medium=email\">At publishing time, a group of loyal Trump voters was circulating a petition online to have the national motto revised to be &#8220;In Trump We Trust.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"283\" src=\"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/6a00d834525a2f69e202b751af476a200c-500wi.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12302\" title=\"Trump and jesus\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/6a00d834525a2f69e202b751af476a200c-500wi.jpg 500w, https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/6a00d834525a2f69e202b751af476a200c-500wi-300x170.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8230; an astonishing 71% believe former President Donald Trump is more trustworthy than Jesus Christ.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll believe anything Trump says,&#8221; said conservative voter Ned Irwin. &#8220;If he told me the world was ending tomorrow, I&#8217;d take it as gospel. He hasn&#8217;t ever let me down, and since I prayed to win the lotto last week and Jesus didn&#8217;t come through for me, that puts Trump higher on the trust scale with me.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Trump has long enjoyed strong support from Christian conservatives, but the results of this new poll show another level of fanaticism. &#8220;It&#8217;s amazing to see how easily they believe him,&#8221; said Professor Blake Rumsey of the Institute of Polling People for Things. &#8220;If Trump came out tomorrow and told his supporters that he was a time-traveling alien named Nagoh Kluh from the planet Xorvus Prime, this poll indicates a vast majority of Republicans would buy it.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With his claims of election fraud still inspiring loyalty from his voting base, Trump has used his standing among Christians to increase his lead over his GOP primary rivals. &#8220;EVERYONE KNOWS HOW HONEST I AM,&#8221; Trump said in a post to his Truth Social account. &#8220;IF I SAY SOMETHING, IT&#8217;S TRUE. JUST LIKE JESUS. JESUS IS A WONDERFUL FRIEND. HE HAS TOLD ME MANY BEAUTIFUL THINGS. I TALK TO HIM EVERY DAY. HE WANTS EVERYONE TO VOTE FOR TRUMP. MAGA!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At publishing time, a group of loyal Trump voters was circulating a petition online to have the national motto revised to be &#8220;In Trump We Trust.&#8221; &#8230; an astonishing 71% believe former President Donald Trump is more trustworthy than Jesus Christ. &#8220;I&#8217;ll believe anything Trump says,&#8221; said conservative voter Ned Irwin. &#8220;If he told me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-559","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/559","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=559"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/559\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12303,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/559\/revisions\/12303"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=559"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=559"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=559"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}