{"id":687,"date":"2023-02-12T04:37:00","date_gmt":"2023-02-12T04:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=687"},"modified":"2025-09-29T02:19:10","modified_gmt":"2025-09-29T02:19:10","slug":"bb-12-new-taxes-biden-proposed-in-his-sotu-address","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=687","title":{"rendered":"BB: “12 New Taxes Biden Proposed In His SOTU Address”"},"content":{"rendered":"

My favorites: #'s 1, 2, and especially 11. #12 already exists.<\/p>\n

Amidst the eyebrow-raising claims and unintelligible shouting, President Joe Biden also proposed twelve new taxes during his State of the Union Address on Tuesday night.<\/a><\/p>\n

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  1. Tax on the Rich:<\/strong> People who make more than $30K per year must pay their fair share.<\/li>\n
  2. Tax on the Poor:<\/strong> You can't keep people dependent upon the government without keeping them poor.<\/li>\n
  3. Child Tax:<\/strong> Every third child born will be given to the federal government.<\/li>\n
  4. Animal Crossing Tax:<\/strong> A tax on all profits from selling turnips.<\/li>\n
  5. Chick-Fil-A Sauce Tax:<\/strong> A tax on each packet of sauce requested at Chick-Fil-A.<\/li>\n
  6. Keep-Your-Gender Tax:<\/strong> If you like your gender, you can keep your gender\u2026for a price.<\/li>\n
  7. Amazon Return Tax:<\/strong> Wives across the United States will be hit hard with taxes on each return.<\/li>\n
  8. Thursday Tax:<\/strong> Every Thursday. Pay up, folks.<\/li>\n
  9. Meal Tax:<\/strong> Only truly wealthy people need to eat multiple times every day. Now there will be a tax on any subsequent meal.<\/li>\n
  10. Emoji Tax:<\/strong> With so many people communicating by emoji, it needs to be regulated and, you guessed it, taxed.<\/li>\n
  11. Toilet Paper Square Tax:<\/strong> With so many shortages of basic goods, the government will crack down on multiple square usage. Don't be greedy!<\/li>\n
  12. Tax Tax:<\/strong> In order to crank up revenue, the government will now require you to pay taxes on your taxes.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    My favorites: #'s 1, 2, and especially 11. #12 already exists. Amidst the eyebrow-raising claims and unintelligible shouting, President Joe Biden also proposed twelve new taxes during his State of the Union Address on Tuesday night. Tax on the Rich: People who make more than $30K per year must pay their fair share. Tax on […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-687","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=687"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5678,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687\/revisions\/5678"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}