{"id":688,"date":"2023-02-11T04:28:00","date_gmt":"2023-02-11T04:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=688"},"modified":"2025-09-29T02:19:59","modified_gmt":"2025-09-29T02:19:59","slug":"ha-pretty-good-12-rich-people-tell-us-their-1-investment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=688","title":{"rendered":"HA! BB, Pretty good &#8211; &#8220;12 Rich People Tell Us Their #1 Investment&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000bf;\"><strong>Love the first, fifth, and 12th ones.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/12-rich-people-tell-us-their-1-investment?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&amp;utm_medium=email\">Investing your money is tough when your savings account can&#8217;t even keep up with inflation. How are we supposed to avoid abject poverty? Fear no more lower-to-middle-class folks! Drawing on the wisdom of 12 wealthy investors, we uncovered strategies to help everyday people protect their wealth in times of uncertainty and inflation.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"450\" height=\"255\" src=\"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/6a00d834525a2f69e202b751705a36200b-450wi.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-12380\" title=\"12 rich people\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/6a00d834525a2f69e202b751705a36200b-450wi.jpg 450w, https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/6a00d834525a2f69e202b751705a36200b-450wi-300x170.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Try out these solid inflation-proof investments recommended by the one percent:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>Nancy Pelosi: <\/strong>Insider trading in Congress.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Bill Gates: <\/strong>All the farmland. He owns it all now. It&#8217;s probably nothing to worry about.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Volodymyr Zelenksyy:<\/strong> World War III.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Mark Zuckerberg: <\/strong>The hope that everyone on earth wants to strap a VR headset on their faces all day.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Elon Musk:<\/strong> Babies. Children are our future!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Madonna:<\/strong> Babies. Their stem cells keep her looking young and attractive.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Joe Biden:<\/strong> World&#8217;s largest collection of original art by Hunter Biden.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Jeff Bezos:<\/strong> An underground volcano lair.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Smaug:<\/strong> I AM FIRE! I AM DEATH!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Tom Cruise:<\/strong> Aircraft carrier full of fighter jets.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Richard Branson:<\/strong> More failed business ventures.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Donald Trump:<\/strong> Donations to his reelection campaign. It&#8217;ll be the greatest comeback in human history!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Love the first, fifth, and 12th ones. Investing your money is tough when your savings account can&#8217;t even keep up with inflation. How are we supposed to avoid abject poverty? Fear no more lower-to-middle-class folks! 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