{"id":714,"date":"2022-12-26T03:58:00","date_gmt":"2022-12-26T03:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=714"},"modified":"2025-09-29T02:23:24","modified_gmt":"2025-09-29T02:23:24","slug":"visited-by-ghosts-of-christmas-past-present-and-future-trump-announces-he-did-everything-perfect","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=714","title":{"rendered":"Visited by ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future, “Trump announces he did everything perfect.”"},"content":{"rendered":"

MAR-A-LAGO, FL \u2014 Former and current President Donald J. Trump reportedly threw open the storm shutters of his Mar-a-Lago estate and proclaimed that, during the night he had been visited by the ghosts of January 6 past, present, and future, and that they confirmed what he already knew: He did everything perfectly.<\/a><\/p>\n

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… last night's visit was very, very peculiar. At first, I thought these three apparitions were an undigested bit of Big Mac, a blot of ketchup, a crumb of french fry. They were real, super real."<\/p>\n

The 45th president continued as his gardeners waited patiently, "I was told by the ghosts to reflect upon my present blessings \u2014 of which every man has many and I have many, many more \u2014 and not on my past mistakes, of which I have none, which I might add includes the events of January 6. The ghosts said so."<\/p>\n

Trump then told the workers to continue with the yard work, but pointed to a bright, young Hispanic named Julio and told him to run to McDonald's and fetch the largest platter of hamburgers they have, tossing down a bag of gold coins because who knew how much hamburgers cost.<\/p>\n

At publishing time, Donald Trump had vowed to "Honour January 6 in my heart, and try to keep it all the year."<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

MAR-A-LAGO, FL \u2014 Former and current President Donald J. Trump reportedly threw open the storm shutters of his Mar-a-Lago estate and proclaimed that, during the night he had been visited by the ghosts of January 6 past, present, and future, and that they confirmed what he already knew: He did everything perfectly. … last night's […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-714","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/714","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=714"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/714\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7308,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/714\/revisions\/7308"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=714"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=714"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=714"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}