JERUSALEM\u2014Religious experts have begun voicing concerns that a local carpenter\u2019s disinformation is spreading among Israelites most susceptible to unapproved ideas.<\/p>\n
\u201cVisit your nearest synagogue for the latest information on how to obey God. Listen to the experts!\u201d A contingent of authorities in Jewish law spoke out against the carpenter\u2019s simple teaching about loving God and your neighbor. \u201cFollow the data\u2014we need tithes, loopholes, and ever-changing rules, not repentant hearts!\u201d<\/p>\n
The usually divided Pharisees, Sadducees, and Scribes showed solidarity in fact-checking Jesus\u2019s teaching. \u201cWe rate Jesus\u2019s teaching as \u2018Needs Context,\u2019" said a spokesman for the group.<\/p>\n
Eyewitnesses have confirmed that a group of Independent Fact Checkers followed the carpenter around holding large signs with disclaimers above his head: \u201cSINCE YOUR SERMON INCLUDES INFORMATION ABOUT OBEYING GOD\u2019S LAW, WE\u2019VE ADDED DIRECTIONS TO THE NEAREST SYNAGOGUE.\u201d<\/p>\n
At publishing time, the religious experts were conspiring with the government to keep the dangerous disinformation from spreading into Judea, Samaria, or to the uttermost parts of the earth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Liar! Bring on the Ministry of Truth! Away with him! JERUSALEM\u2014Religious experts have begun voicing concerns that a local carpenter\u2019s disinformation is spreading among Israelites most susceptible to unapproved ideas. \u201cVisit your nearest synagogue for the latest information on how to obey God. Listen to the experts!\u201d A contingent of authorities in Jewish law spoke […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-841","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/841","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=841"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/841\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7378,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/841\/revisions\/7378"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=841"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=841"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=841"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}