{"id":976,"date":"2021-08-03T04:45:00","date_gmt":"2021-08-03T04:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=976"},"modified":"2025-09-28T00:16:36","modified_gmt":"2025-09-28T00:16:36","slug":"cdc-still-baffled-people-are-paying-attention-to-them","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/?p=976","title":{"rendered":"“CDC Still Baffled People Are Paying Attention To Them”"},"content":{"rendered":"

That's a headline from Babylon Bee. But satire mimics reality – here's the Wall Street Journal editorial from  yesterday ago on the CDC fiasco. And below, the BB take on the matter.<\/p>\n

The CDC\u2019s Delta Variant Panic. The agency spreads needless worry about vaccinations.<\/a><\/p>\n

That should have been the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention\u2019s straightforward message to Americans this week, along with a candid analysis of its evidence.<\/p>\n

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Instead, the CDC on Tuesday issued murky new guidance, without backup evidence, recommending that vaccinated people resume wearing masks indoors in some cases because unpublished studies suggest they could transmit the virus. But on Thursday the Washington Post ran an alarmist story on an internal CDC slide presentation with the unpublished evidence, which triggered a media panic that could undermine vaccinations. Only on Friday afternoon did the agency release some of its evidence and offer a calmer explanation.<\/p>\n

What a fiasco. The CDC should be a source of fact and reason, not a hair-on-fire spreader of fear. The agency could start by explaining that Covid cases have been increasing across the U.S. and that more vaccinated individuals are testing positive. But most of these \u201cbreakthrough\u201d cases are mild or asymptomatic.<\/p>\n

Now here's another angle – Babylon Bee just as accurate as the Wall Street Journal!?<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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ATLANTA, GA\u2014The CDC has once again changed course, recommending that people wear masks indoors, even those who have received the COVID-19 vaccination. Many people have reacted angrily to this decision\u2014greatly confusing the CDC, which is used to being completely ignored.<\/p>\n

\u201cThis whole pandemic has been bizarre for us,\u201d said CDC spokesman Dexter Park. \u201cNormally, we put out recommendations like only cook a steak well-done and only fry eggs over-hard, and people don\u2019t even pay enough attention to make fun of us, so people acting like what we say during the pandemic matters is really confusing.\u201d<\/p>\n

The CDC is a group of bureaucrats used to working a 9-to-5 job of complete pointlessness, making lists of recommendations that are fated to be crumpled up and thrown in a wastepaper basket. Thus, the pandemic turning them into experts whose opinions matter has caught them completely by surprise.<\/p>\n

\u201cPeople keep saying our suggestions on masking are dumb and make no sense,\u201d said CDC regulator Lyle Howell. \u201cBut that\u2019s all of our suggestions on everything. We have to keep making recommendations, though, to justify our existence and get a budget. But no one listens to them\u2014not even us. So can\u2019t you all just go back to ignoring us and stop yelling at us? I\u2019m just here until I get my pension.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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That's a headline from Babylon Bee. But satire mimics reality – here's the Wall Street Journal editorial from  yesterday ago on the CDC fiasco. And below, the BB take on the matter. The CDC\u2019s Delta Variant Panic. The agency spreads needless worry about vaccinations. That should have been the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention\u2019s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-976","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/976","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=976"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/976\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4952,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/976\/revisions\/4952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=976"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=976"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomfarandasfolly.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}