Author: Tom Faranda
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Quick joke from England
My friend Mick Paine related this story to me today. A gentleman goes into his neighborhood pharmacy and says to the pharmacist: "I’d like some arsenic please." The pharmacist says: "Arsenic – that’s a very dangerous medication. Do you have a prescription for it from your doctor?" the gentleman replies: "No I don’t, will a…
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World Cup soccer joke – at England’s expense
I really don’t follow soccer, but enjoyed this little ditty sent to me by my friend Paul McGeown of Northern Ireland: It is just before the England v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum. "What’s up?" he asks. "Well, we’re having trouble getting…
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Beagle makes 911 phone call on owners cell phone – and saves his life
Wow! Those beagles are smart. A cute story. A Bite and Bark That Saved a Life Her owner, Kevin Weaver, 34, was in the throes of a diabetic seizure, lying unconscious on his kitchen floor in Ocoee, Fla., when Belle located his phone and chomped down on the keypad, triggering a call. The only thing…
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“When I’m sixty-four”
So Paul (as in McCartney, the Beetle) turns 64 tomorrow (Father’s Day). The NY Times has a cute article on him, including the genesis of the song "When I’m Sixty-four", which was on the 1967 album "Sgt. Peppers Lonely Heart Club Band." So Paul McCartney Is 64. Now What? – New York Times It’s a…
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A little Friday humor
Last Saturday a young woman semi-streaked the Ireland – New Zealand international match (she left her bikini on). Story and picture are here: Kiwi woman cashes in on bikini dash – OffTheField – RugbyHeaven She was fined for disorderly conduct, and then auctioned off her bikini onlne for 10 times the price of the fine.…