NCAA women’s swim champ caught with performance-enhancing testicles!

ATLANTA, GA—Celebrations for winning the 500-yard freestyle at the NCAA Women’s Swimming and Diving Championships were short-lived for convincingly female athlete Lia Thomas, as authorities caught her in possession of performance-enhancing testicles. “Investigators will need time to sift through the trail of evidence right now,” said NCAA’s Head of Testicle Enforcement, Bob Huevos, while holding … Read more

Faranda Sunday shindig at Il Forno in Somers

Excellent Italian place – very good value – as the northern and southern Farandas met up in the middle – sort of. 16 of us – unfortunately not the full number of area Farandas but not bad. Lovely couple… Brigid with Paul and Cat, her two godchildren – My cousin Kenny – the real deal … Read more

Fanatical pro-abortion bill fails in the Senate

Sadly the Democrat Senator from Pennsylvania, Robert Casey, has completed his conversion from pro-life to pro-abortion. Senate Republicans, with the help of Democrat Senator Joe Manchin, voted to defeat a Democrat bill that would overturn every pro-life law in America and legalize abortions up to birth. Lawmakers voted 48-46 against cloture — against ending debate … Read more

Surprise! Democrat Socialists of America blame U.S. for Russian invasion of Ukraine. (Not parody or satire)

No surprise of course. Bernie Sanders is the most prominent member of the DSA. They did condemn the invasion. The Democratic Socialists of America blamed US and NATO “imperialist expansion” for helping trigger the Russian invasion of Ukraine — provoking criticism from local political leaders. “DSA reaffirms our call for the US to withdraw from … Read more