“Woman Reports Seeing Bigfoot ‘Swinging From Tree To Tree’ In Hudson Valley” (not satire or parody)

Thanks to my friend Jessica for spotting this. Hit the link for the whole story.

The Hudson Valley's lead researcher of Bigfoot says a reported sighting has occurred this summer.

The researcher, Gayle J. Beatty, says she was informed of the sighting on Thursday, July 2 when she received a phone call from a woman in Dutchess County who was working as a landscaper on a property in Hyde Park.

The woman's name is "strictly confidential," as is the precise location of the incident, Beatty said.

The woman described the creature as being approximately 6-foot-7 in height and reddish-brown and said it moved through trees "like a monkey," according to Beatty.

If I said i saw that, I wouldn't want my name out there either.