From my friend Graham –
Best – 3, 8, 10, 11, 12, 20 and 21.
blonde jokes, including everything from dumb
blonde examples to plain silliness!
1. Blonde: What does IDK stand for?
Brunette: I don’t know
Blonde: Why doesn’t anyone know!
2. Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.
3. How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman? Because you have
to hollow out the head.
4. What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? "Omg, donut
seeds!"
5. Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, 'It’s dark in here isn’t it?' The other
replied, 'I don’t know; I can’t see.'
6. What can strike a
7. Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it
said 'concentrate'.
8. Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? To see what was on the other
side.
9. Why were there bullet holes in the mirror? A blonde tried killing herself.
10. How did the blonde die while raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
11. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw
it back.
12. How do you drown a blonde in a submarine? Knock on the door.
13. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t
wake up the sleeping pills.
14. A blonde decided to paint a room. When her husband got home, he asked,
'Why are you wearing an Alaskan and a winter coat?' She replied, 'The can
said for best results apply 2 coats.'
15. How can you make a blonde go on the roof? Tell her that drinks are on the
house.
16. Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen
it.
17. Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm.
18. How did the blonde try to kill the bird? She threw it off a cliff.
19. Why can't blondes make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.
20. Two blondes are facing each other across a wide stream.
One yells to the other, 'How do you get to the other side?'
The other blonde replies, 'You are on the other side!'
21. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on
Wednesday.
22. How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her ears.
23. How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the
corner.
24. Why did the blonde put water on her computer? To wash the Windows.
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