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Source: Pope: reallowing death penalty for people mowing their lawn at 8AM Saturday’s

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Tom Faranda
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Sounds good. And should add to that, people who use the Shoprite express lanes with more than ten items.

Whereas prior Church teaching allowed the death penalty in certain cases, the Catechism now teaches that the punishment is always impermissible. “Except,” said a Vatican spokesman, “for those reprobate souls who just hang out in the left lane as if nobody else has anywhere to be.” The decision has angered some conservative Catholics, who favor applying the death penalty in wider circumstances…. “What is unknown whether Pope Francis will also call for the death penalty for people who wake the whole neighborhood up mowing their lawns at 8 a.m. on a Saturday morning, but sources close to the Pontiff state he’s leaning toward the affirmative.

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