From my friend Graham: “13 Rules for Life”

Graham, who I first met in Jamaica, when I was teaching there, way back in the late 70's! I deleted #13, something about a bedpan...

1. Never give yourself a haircut.- specially after 3 drinks.
2. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape.

        If it doesn’t move and should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn’t, use the tape.

1.  The  five most essential words for a healthy relationship;” I apologize” and “you are right”.
2. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
3. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately.  It’s easier to eat crow while it’s still warm.
4. The only good advise you mother gave you was, “go! You  might meet somebody!”
5. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her – believe them.
6. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself; will this matter  in one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?
7. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
8. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!
9. Living well is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.
10. Work is good for survival but its not that important retirement is better.