A friend told the Blonde man: "Christmas
is on a Friday this year."
The Blonde man then said, "Let's hope it's not
the 13th."
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is on a Friday this year."
The Blonde man then said, "Let's hope it's not
the 13th."
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Two Blonde men find three grenades, and
they decide to take them to a police station.
One asked: "What if one
explodes before we get there?"
The other says: "We'll lie and say we only
found two."
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A Blonde man goes to the vet
with his goldfish.
"I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet.
The
vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me."
The Blonde man
says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet."
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A Blonde man's dog goes missing
and he is frantic. His wife says "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?"
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
"What did
you put in the paper?" his wife asks.
"Here boy!" he replies.
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A Blonde man is in jail. The
guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.
"Just WHAT are you
doing?" he asks.
"Hanging myself," the Blonde replies.
"The rope should
be around your neck" says the guard.
"I tried that," he replies, "but then I
couldn't breathe."
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An
Italian tourist asks a Blonde man: "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards
off their boats?" To which the Blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd
still be in the boat."
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