Sent to me by my good friend and occasional humor consultant Karen –
An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing.
He asked the trainer that was nearby, "What machine in here should I use
to impress that sweet young thing over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I'd try the ATM in the
lobby."
I am proud and blessed to have been touched by your presence in my life. I still despise that damn beep test! But it made me understand as large as I am and through all my travails and experience, that damn test proved I was too old and out of shape to be an international player. Maybe in a former life? I remember division one clubs recruiting me until the realized my age. Still I was recruited for NY select sides for Cannada and Mexico. Do they still have “select” sides?
Thank you Tom, for your wisdom and dedication. It may have not been expressed, but was surely appreciated.
God Bless,
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