Blonde joke from humor consultant Ellen

A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's
      a 'peel and win' sticker on her coffee cup.
     
     
      So she peels it off and starts screaming,
      'I've won a motor home!
      I've won a motor home!'
     
     
      The waitress says, 'That's impossible.
      The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?'
     
     
      But the blonde keeps on screaming,
      'I've won a motor home!
      I've won a motor home!'
     
     
      Finally, the manager comes over and says,
      'Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.
      You couldn't have possibly won a motor home
      because we didn't have that as a prize.
     
     
      The blonde says, 'No, it's not a mistake.
      I've won a motor home!'
     
     
      And she hands the ticket to the
      manager and HE reads… 
      
      
      
      'W I N A B A G E L' 


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