Note: My next colonoscopy is not due for a couple of years
This from our friend Kevin, transplanted Englishmen-living-in-Australia-who-we-met-when-we-lived-in-Jamaica. I especially liked #9. Uhhh, some editing to conform to American taste and a PG rating …
Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous….. A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc. You’re boldly going where no man has gone before!
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we’re now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7."Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
8. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
9. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn’t you?"And the best one of all….
10. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"
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