Two blonde jokes for the price of one

Here are two blonde jokes. The first is a "smart" blonde joke and was sent to me by my friend Thea. The second is a "dumb" blonde joke, sent by Ellen.

So here’s the smart blonde:

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks to see the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked in front of the bank. She has the title and everything checks out.

The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank’s president and its officers all quietly enjoy a good laugh at the blonde’s expense for using a $110,000 car as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Mercedes into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later the blonde returns. She pays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away we checked you out and found out that you are a multimillionaire. We’re wondering why you bothered to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41and expect it to be there when I return?"

That’s the smart blonde joke, courtesy of Thea. Here’s the dumb blonde, from my friend Ellen:

A blonde walks into the pharmacy and asks for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist is a bit amused by this and explains that they don’t sell rectum deodorant and there’s no such thing.

Unfazed, the blonde aAsures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more . "I’m sorry," the pharmacist says, "we don’t have any."

The blonde is now a little indignant and says "but I always buy it here." "Do you have the container it came in?" says the pharmacist. "Sure" says the blonde, "I’ll go home and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her "This is just an ordinary stick of underarm deodorant." Annoyed the blonde snatches it back, and reads out loud from the container                                                 "TO APPLY PUSH UP BOTTOM"