From my friend Thea – with the more lewd ones deleted.
Man-bashing…
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in
pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.
Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they’re practicing to be men.
Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One – he just holds it up there and waits for the world to
revolve around him.
or
Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Three – one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag
about the screwing part.
A. Three – one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag
about the screwing part.
Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manual
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manual
Q. Why do doctors slap babies butts right after they’re born?
A. To knock the penises off the smart ones
A. To knock the penises off the smart ones
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