BB: “12 New Taxes Biden Proposed In His SOTU Address”

My favorites: #'s 1, 2, and especially 11. #12 already exists.

Amidst the eyebrow-raising claims and unintelligible shouting, President Joe Biden also proposed twelve new taxes during his State of the Union Address on Tuesday night.

1. Tax on the Rich: People who make more than $30K per year must pay their fair share.
2. Tax on the Poor: You can't keep people dependent upon the government without keeping them poor.
3. Child Tax: Every third child born will be given to the federal government.
4. Animal Crossing Tax: A tax on all profits from selling turnips.
5. Chick-Fil-A Sauce Tax: A tax on each packet of sauce requested at Chick-Fil-A.
6. Keep-Your-Gender Tax: If you like your gender, you can keep your gender…for a price.
7. Amazon Return Tax: Wives across the United States will be hit hard with taxes on each return.
8. Thursday Tax: Every Thursday. Pay up, folks.
9. Meal Tax: Only truly wealthy people need to eat multiple times every day. Now there will be a tax on any subsequent meal.
10. Emoji Tax: With so many people communicating by emoji, it needs to be regulated and, you guessed it, taxed.
11. Toilet Paper Square Tax: With so many shortages of basic goods, the government will crack down on multiple square usage. Don't be greedy!
12. Tax Tax: In order to crank up revenue, the government will now require you to pay taxes on your taxes.