“Concerns About FBI Raids are Overblown And There’s No Need To Wor—Hang On, There’s A Knock At The Door”

Aug 16, 2022

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What? Me worry? Yes this might be a little mean spirited… but perhaps not – and this is not to denigrate FBI agents and staff at all. However, there is a history … J Edgar Hoover – wherever he ended up – must be laughing his butt off

Of course, from the BB –

In uncertain times like this, we as a country must come together in support of our bedrock institutions. We are facing unparalleled threats to our democracy. Who but the FBI will stand guard against the domestic terrorists who ask their local school board to stop segregation? How will America continue if we do not arrest those who build LEGO models of the Capitol? … No, friends. Now is the time for putting our absolute faith in the organization who so wisely protected Epstein’s clients, who labored for years to prove Russian collusion before discovering the Steele dossier was a hoax, and who we are sure will finally act on the evidence of Hunter Biden’s felonies any day now.

So take a deep breath, America. The furor over a measly FBI raid is beyond silly, when the agency has never once descended into partisan politics. We here at the Babylon Bee still believe tha — wait just a minute, good reader. There’s a knock on the door, we’ll be right back.

“Concerns About FBI Raids are Overblown And There’s No Need To Wor—Hang On, There’s A Knock At The Door”

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