Aides Tell Disappointed Trump That Maduro And Mamdani Are Different People

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump was crushed today when aides informed him that Maduro and Mamdani are, in fact, different people. Trump had initially hailed the successful deposing of a lunatic communist, only to learn it was the one in Venezuela, not New York. “Are you serious?” said Trump, as aides showed him side-by-side pictures. … Read more