Category: Silly stuff
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Tired of individualism? Experience the warmth of collectivism!
Taking on Mamdani’s inaugural address comment – “We will replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism.”
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Trump to change name of Greenland
After we complete the invasion. Thanks to Secret Agent JC for uncovering this…
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BB: NATO Begs U.S. For … Funding So They Can Defend Greenland From U.S.
Amid the looming threat of a U.S. military takeover of Greenland, NATO requested emergency aid from the U.S. to help it defend Greenland from the U.S. “This is an emergency, and we need the aid of the United States as soon as possible,” said Secretary General Mark Rutte. “The U.S. could attack Greenland at any…
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Aides Tell Disappointed Trump That Maduro And Mamdani Are Different People
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump was crushed today when aides informed him that Maduro and Mamdani are, in fact, different people. Trump had initially hailed the successful deposing of a lunatic communist, only to learn it was the one in Venezuela, not New York. “Are you serious?” said Trump, as aides showed him side-by-side pictures.…
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Short feature: “Losing Heat Through Our Heads” – six paragraphs
Another urban legend kaput! Best advice – “If your head is cold put a hat on.” According to The Guardian, the origin of the “losing heat through your head” myth is a “vaguely scientific” experiment conducted the U.S. military in the 1950s, where subjects were dressed in cold weather survival suits designed to keep them…
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Sadie celebrates Christmas!
One of our late chinchilla Rylai’s children. She is owned by a friend who sent us this.
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“7 Other Things Trump Is Naming After Himself “
From BB’s mouth to God’s ear. Especially like #’s 3 & 4. Donald Trump loves Donald Trump. And who can blame him? That’s why it’s super cool and not at all strange that the iconic Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts is being renamed the Trump-Kennedy Center. But this is only the beginning. Here are…
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BB: “To Halt Violence Against Jews, Australia Bans Hanukkah”
Who’d have thought that Australia has a problem with antisemitism? But they do. Sarcasm from the Babylon Bee. MELBOURNE — To stem the growing tide of violence against Jewish citizens, the Australian government has moved to officially ban the celebration of Hanukkah. Prime Minister Anthony Albanese made the announcement in the wake of Islamic attacks…
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WSJ: “Now Obama says he’s giving back”
The sort of thing Trump would do…? This is almost funny. The former president finds a new way to honor himself. Nobody runs for president without a robust ego, and winning two elections for the nation’s highest office is unlikely to lower anyone’s self-regard. Still, it takes a special kind of nerve to bulldoze local…
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Eddie Murphy imitates Jackson Brown – 1 minute
Four letter word warning! Murphy was in his early 20’s when he did this show.