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Pope announces time spent watching “The View” counts as time in purgatory

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He could make the same pronouncement regarding CNN – or Sean Hannity… Great last line of the announcement.

"Frankly, if you watch those women bickering, that's punishment enough," said Pope Francis in a speech. He declared that your time will be tallied up by the angels, who will then mark that off as though you'd spent the time in purgatory.

The pope said the exchange rate for time is about 1 hour of The View for a "good six months" of purification in purgatory.

"Exchange rates fluctuate, of course, and it depends on the episode," he remarked. "An episode with Alyssa Milano or Chelsea Clinton is obviously worth a lot more than a regular episode."

The show's ratings saw a small bump after the announcement but ticked back down when Catholics realized they'd rather just spend time in purgatory.

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One response to “Pope announces time spent watching “The View” counts as time in purgatory”

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    Since it has recently been revealed that Antipope Bergoglio is most likely an Arian, who no longer believes in the Divinity of the Son of God,
    https://onepeterfive.com/scalfari-friend-of-francis-claims-pope-believes-jesus-was-not-a-god-at-all/
    thereby casting serious doubt on all of Christ’s teachings while He was on earth, why would he all of a sudden be concerned about the far less important issue of how much time people spend in purgatory? It doesn’t make any sense to me.
    ~ Depose the Antipapal Fiend ! ~

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