This from my Aussie correspondent, transplanted Englishman Kevin:

DEEP THOUGHTS BY MEN WHILE FISHING

Two men are out ice fishing at their favourite fishing hole,
just fishing quietly and drinking beer.

Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish,
Bob says, "I think I’m going to divorce my wife.
She hasn’t spoken to me in over 2 months."

Earl continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, "You better think it over – women like that are hard to find."